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Subject:Re: Introducing our new account types
Author:Nienor
Date:Fri Apr 2 20:51:12 2004
Id:2111

Here is the list of April 1st ads.

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |                        FREE online roleplay.                         |
    |                                                                      |
    |                         telnet://mume.org:23                         |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+


    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |                    Are you paying too much rent?                     |
    |                        Upgrade your account.                         |
    |               http://www.mume.org/account_upgrade.php                |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |                Get moderation points; rate the news.                 |
    |                        Upgrade your account.                         |
    |               http://www.mume.org/account_upgrade.php                |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |                       Want visible warpoints?                        |
    |                        Upgrade your account.                         |
    |               http://www.mume.org/account_upgrade.php                |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |              Earn up to twice as many practice points.               |
    |                        Upgrade your account.                         |
    |               http://www.mume.org/account_upgrade.php                |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |         Avoid being forced to see advertisements like this.          |
    |                        Upgrade your account.                         |
    |               http://www.mume.org/account_upgrade.php                |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |            Get moderation points; rate other moderators.             |
    |                  Upgrade to an Adventurer account.                   |
    |               http://www.mume.org/account_upgrade.php                |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |                    Want to see enemies on where?                     |
    |                    Upgrade to a Champion account.                    |
    |               http://www.mume.org/account_upgrade.php                |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |                 Want to see hitpoints during fights?                 |
    |                      Upgrade to a Hero account.                      |
    |               http://www.mume.org/account_upgrade.php                |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |        Free warsword for the first 10 Legend/Elite accounts.         |
    |                     Hurry! Offer expires soon...                     |
    |               http://www.mume.org/account_upgrade.php                |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |      Tired of only being able to play one character at a time?       |
    |                     Upgrade to an Elite account.                     |
    |               http://www.mume.org/account_upgrade.php                |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |                          Get a bigger sword                          |
    |                                  at                                  |
    |                 the Mighty Hammer Weaponry. Fornost.                 |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |                            Your ad here.                             |
    |           Contact MUME management for pricing information.           |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |                         This space for rent.                         |
    |           Contact MUME management for pricing information.           |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |          Knowing the rules can keep you out of Morgul Vale.          |
    |                    http://www.mume.org/rules.php                     |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |                        Coming soon:  MUME IX                         |
    |                                                                      |
    |                   Where do you want to rest today?                   |
    |                     http://www.mume.org/mume.php                     |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |                  Think you can outsmart the Dealer?                  |
    |                                                                      |
    |                Gamble at the Blue Hand Casino. Bree.                 |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |                               ~ Beer ~                               |
    |                      It's what's for breakfast.                      |
    |                                                                      |
    |              Visit the Thirsty Ranger's Inn in Tharbad.              |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |                              Got beer?                               |
    |                                                                      |
    |        Jasper's Tavern is only 40 miles northwest of Tharbad.        |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |            For sale:  A lightly-used shining breastplate.            |
    |                                                                      |
    |          Bring your cash offer to the Great Hall of Moria.           |
    |                     Come alone. Ask for Tibbles.                     |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |                             It's coming.                             |
    |                                                                      |
    |                           19 January 2038.                           |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |                           MUME Management                            |
    |                                                                      |
    |                            We Try Harder.                            |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |                           Think Different                            |
    |                                                                      |
    |                  Visit Thinker's Hill in the Shire.                  |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |                          Taste the Rainbow                           |
    |                                                                      |
    |    For Lessons in Colour Spray, come to the Rivendell Mage Guild.    |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |               We love lembas. Now it's a special price               |
    |                                                                      |
    |    A slice of elven tasty heaven, only 5 celeb. That's 5 silver.     |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |               It keeps going, and going, and going....               |
    |                                                                      |
    |    For an Ever Ready light source, visit Nordi's Treasure Chest.     |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |                          Taste the Rainbow                           |
    |                                                                      |
    |       Now offering Free Colour Sprays to all eligible minions.       |
    |  Offered daily at the Ford of the Bruinen. Don't tell your friends.  |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |                                Hobbit                                |
    |                                                                      |
    |                        The other wight meat.                         |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |        I am stuck on bandaging, and bandaging's stuck on me!         |
    |                                                                      |
    |     Visit your favourite Ranger Guild for the skill to bind even     |
    |                     the hardest to cover wounds.                     |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

    +--------------------------- ADVERTISEMENT ----------------------------+
    |                                                                      |
    |                         Can you hear me now?                         |
    |                                                                      |
    |  With a new MUME Adventurer Account you can hear *enemy* narrates.   |
    |                                                                      |
    +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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