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Subject:[Orcs'] Mumeian Rapsody
Author:*Lost*
Date:Fri Sep 13 17:53:22 1996
Id:19

Is this the real life, or just fantasy
Caught in a hold spell or escape from the town of bree
Narrate 'an elf dies', a stab in the back then flee
Im just an old orc, I need no more xp
Coz i may be dumb, int too low, shitty lag I'm running slow
Running mume through windows there wont be any warpoints for me
Autoflee

Sauron, just killed a man
Put an axe against his head, cleaved the bastard now he's dead
Cackle, the night has just begun
And now its time to hunt my whitie prey

Sauron, Muhahahaha!
Another whitie dies
And i'll be back again this time tomorrow
Bring em on, bring em on
More whitescum to the slaughter

Too late, the sun has come
Sends shivers down my spine
What the fucks the bloody time?
9am, oh bugger...I've got to go
Gotta leave these parts behind, I'm chased by pukes

Mana, Dohhhhh!
Can't cast with yellow eye
This bright lights pish, I cant seem to hit fuck all

<orc solo>

I see a little hobbit sitting by the road
STOVE HIS HEID! STOVE HIS HEID!
Can you hit him in daylight?

Colour sprays and lightning, very very frightening indeed

Where can i lay low?
Where can i lay low?
Where can i lay low?
IN THE HOLE
Look out below

He's just a chickenshit, he wont follow me
HES JUST A SHORTARSE FROM THE TOWN OF BREE
Spam 1.elf and the hobbits he's for me

Easy lads, take it slow, lets not spoil the show
LETS KILL EM
No! Theres one more tick to go
LETS GO

LETS KILL EM
No! Theres one more tick to go
LETS GO

LETS KILL EM
No! Theres one more tick to go
LETS GO
One more tick to go?
One more tick to go
One more tick to go?
Doh Doh Doh Doh Doh Doh

Sunset here! Sunset here! Ok, open rock and go
Change mood berserk, this is dead or glory time for me, for me, for me

<troll solo>   ...with feeling :)

So you think you can dodge me and tickle my thigh
A bash sends you sprawling, your hit and i hear your death cry
Woa, Warpoints! Just look at all these new warpoints!
Decap the corpse, a few yelling taunts, time to leave..

<outtro>

Elven blood that splatters
Hobbits hung from trees
Human heads that shatter
These are things that matter.....to me

THE END

p.s Due to a lack of orcish shaman, we would like to point out that
no whities were harmed during the making of this production :)

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