Funny infos, Whoises, etc (leave your contribution!)

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Klio
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Funny infos, Whoises, etc (leave your contribution!)

Post by Klio » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:06 am

Let's try to get some jokes about game related data about the players, chars, or general freaky fun! :twisted:
jk stuff!!

My contribution.
HINT: Decipher the prompt, will give you some info about the living of this player)

!O cW> inf

You are a "male" Freaky.
You are 37 years, 8 months and 12 days and still live in your mom's house (and you call her mommy.)
You have played all your life and spent many nights awake pretending to do something you know you can't (yeah, you can't!)
This ranks you as <aninventednameinaninventedlanguage> the Huge Geek (level ##.)
You weigh... not a good idea to make the bathroom scale suffer such pain...
You're welcome on every geek forum.
You've scored whole your life in something unreal and travel nothing for you stay all day in front your PC.
You are not known for any sexual activity.
You need a wife, house for your own, decent job, haircut, so many things on reaching maturity.
You have many credits on your PayPal count btw planned for wasting it on Amazon "cool stuff".
You are speaking a language made by yourself, or a close imaginary friend.
You are hungry, you're always hungry...

You are affected by:
- depression
- overweight
- uber geekness

:mrgreen:

Naga
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Re: Funny infos, Whoises, etc (leave your contribution!)

Post by Naga » Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:34 pm

Three funny whois:

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Eolung, Great Rohirrim Warrior
well..., Good Rider from Rohan
hmm..., a riding warrior born in Rohan?
*blush* a decent soldier with some pracs in ride?

Finally got it! Now i happily see my friends wield my sword
and ride my horse.
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             /_
              /
              \o_           o__ 
              /|            /\/\

             (me)    (you, white puke)     
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                  ^  Spear      Shield
                  ^  5'         3'5"                            The result?
     Hobbit       |  3 lbs.     20 lbs.          Armour
     2'5"         |             _______          2'5"
     49 lbs.      |            |       |         59 lbs.
                  |            |  ___  |          __
       **         |            | |   | |         /  \               Priceless.
      *oo*,       |            | |___| |         |oo| ,
      <##-=       |            |       |       @=|__|=@
      _||_        |            |_______|         _||_
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Matu
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Re: Funny infos, Whoises, etc (leave your contribution!)

Post by Matu » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:59 am

Who had that whois with the Pulp Fiction reference? "I'm Rohirrim, our names don't mean shit?"

meian
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Re: Funny infos, Whoises, etc (leave your contribution!)

Post by meian » Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:04 pm

I forgot who it was, but someone had

"Oh, cookie, you look so good.
Shh shh, don't speak,
I'll go get some milk for you bath"

I cracked up so badly. XD
I'm a GIRL who plays MUME. =3

loomon
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Re: Funny infos, Whoises, etc (leave your contribution!)

Post by loomon » Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:31 pm

meian wrote: "Oh, cookie, you look so good.
Shh shh, don't speak,
I'll go get some milk for you bath"
Kaka is a cookie

Klio
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Re: Funny infos, Whoises, etc (leave your contribution!)

Post by Klio » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:29 pm

Tanak is a level nineteen Noldorin Veteran.
Last login 6 months and 7 days ago from *.net.
Glare yells 'Where does a cititzen go to get a good blowjob?'
A secretary yells "Come here if you want to speak with me!'
Glare yells 'BE RIGHT THERE'


O_O

Klio
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Re: Funny infos, Whoises, etc (leave your contribution!)

Post by Klio » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:37 pm

I think we cannot forget our beloved Jahara (plz check out all her whois' chars!)

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Jahara chops you up into little bits! is a Maia (Builder).
     Soldiers of the West           Forces of the Dark Lord   ' /¯\ '  %
                                                              ||(O)|| %%%%
   Kedra, Novari, Derinol,    -Legend-  Trul, Ocher, Edward    \\_//
   Happosai, Diode, Israfel,                                   |'''|
   Tibor, Doug, Négil, Gíza                                  %%%  '|
   Díli, Iroj, Kelvin, Nátu    -Hero-   Jartun                 | ''|
   Snori, Baldir, Herald                                       /'  \
   Lotto, Itachi              -Midbie-  Kort, Jugz, Harumor,   |' '|
                                        Bargle                / '   \ 
                                                             |  |' | |
MUME Page: http://nschimme.googlepages.com                   |' |  |'|
I like her ASCII art of Barad Dur, so far ago, I also did one, of Orthanc:

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Herald of Saruman      .          .               
                       |\        /|               
                       | \      / |               
                       |  |____|  |               
                        \        /                
"A NEW POWER IS RISING   | ++++ |     Saruman with
ITS VICTORY ITS AT HAND  |+ v0 +| <---staff!      
LEAVE NONE ALIVE!        |+ |M +|                 
TO WAR!!!"               | ++++ |                 
                         |      |                 
                         |      |
                         |  ++  |                  
                         | +  + |                 
                         | +__+ |                 
                        / ______ \                 
_______________________/ ________ \_______________
Originally had Uruks, but decided to remove them.

Jahara
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Re: Funny infos, Whoises, etc (leave your contribution!)

Post by Jahara » Fri Aug 22, 2008 4:36 pm

I'm actually a HIM :cry:

Klio
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Re: Funny infos, Whoises, etc (leave your contribution!)

Post by Klio » Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:44 am

:o
:shock:

SO SO SRY!!!

I did really thought you were a girl. A friend and I refered you always as "she".

LOL, this actually was a really Funny info!!

Arly
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Re: Funny infos, Whoises, etc (leave your contribution!)

Post by Arly » Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:40 am

dont blame him i once tought you were a girl too :P also i found your picture, name and info somewhere later

Rugorn
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Re: Funny infos, Whoises, etc (leave your contribution!)

Post by Rugorn » Sat Mar 07, 2009 6:10 pm

Matu wrote:Who had that whois with the Pulp Fiction reference? "I'm Rohirrim, our names don't mean shit?"
That would be me. Not Rohirrim, though.

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Re: Funny infos, Whoises, etc (leave your contribution!)

Post by Ortansia » Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:09 pm

This one is funny :p

!# CRW>whois faarn
Faarn Jabari is a level twenty-one Beorning Battlemaster.
Last login 3 days and 23 hours ago from [numerical address].

Saturn could never date a hobbit.

Nilin narrates 'no news on what was updated?'

Mithras narrates 'it wasnt an update for the game, silly, it was just to take
us away from the screen for a few moments to update us on whats going on with
the rest of our lives'
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