Ah, Forelithe, when a young adventurer's fancy turns to
thoughts of love...
Okay granted, "best" is a very relative term, here. Some of
these were overheard once upon a time, some were
shared with yours truly upon request, and the rest I'll
never admit to coming up with myself, let alone ever
Notes where applicable.
Aratar save us, but here we go...
"I've never seen a plain shirt look so sexy."
[For casters] "I pracced summon instead of trans 'cause I
wanna get you here with me naked."
"I'm going to complain to the secretary. You're pstealing
"I'm burning, you're fine, and I'm slow in bed with max
[For rangers] "Type 'who ranger'. You're making me
"I must be in Mandos because you slay me."
[For hitting on ainur] "I type 'who gorgeous' and you're at
the top of the list."
[For hitting on mages] "Are we in Tharbad? Because
you're practicing your charms..."
"When I laid eyes on you, the earth shivered and Arda
seemed to have reshaped itself."
[For legends with houses] "I hear there're good tps back
at my place."
"Wanna get arachnia and go to bed together?"
"Let's go to the Fornost baths and I'll show you my
[Sorry, I couldn't resist] "I'm making a staff and we're not
even in Valinor."
Didn't "l'epouse de Manwe" play MUME at one point,
however briefly? Hey, you never know. ;)
C'est l'amour, et c'est la vie!