a) I have no talent,
b) I *hate* GIMP (the coders did a great work, but, it is personal, I hate your GUI!). With this program, the stuff looks even worse than with just a).
I just made this to show what I mean by "based on ricks maps". I increased the size by some 50%, and... well, you'll see. At least I hope this.
If people agree the *concept* is a good one, I'd even boot Windows go into Paint Shop Pro or Photoshop and try to come up with something even better. (Shiver) Or someone with talent proposes something else (of course, the remaing traces of ricks maps will have to removed).

edit: It looks even more horrible than I feared...