Funny infos, Whoises, etc (leave your contribution!)

[Klio]

Let's try to get some jokes about game related data about the players, chars, or general freaky fun!
jk stuff!!

My contribution.
HINT: Decipher the prompt, will give you some info about the living of this player)

!O cW> inf

You are a "male" Freaky.
You are 37 years, 8 months and 12 days and still live in your mom's house (and you call her mommy.)
You have played all your life and spent many nights awake pretending to do something you know you can't (yeah, you can't!)
This ranks you as <aninventednameinaninventedlanguage> the Huge Geek (level ##.)
You weigh... not a good idea to make the bathroom scale suffer such pain...
You're welcome on every geek forum.
You've scored whole your life in something unreal and travel nothing for you stay all day in front your PC.
You are not known for any sexual activity.
You need a wife, house for your own, decent job, haircut, so many things on reaching maturity.
You have many credits on your PayPal count btw planned for wasting it on Amazon "cool stuff".
You are speaking a language made by yourself, or a close imaginary friend.
You are hungry, you're always hungry...

You are affected by:
- depression
- overweight
- uber geekness

[Naga]

Three funny whois:

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Eolung, Great Rohirrim Warrior
well..., Good Rider from Rohan
hmm..., a riding warrior born in Rohan?
*blush* a decent soldier with some pracs in ride?

Finally got it! Now i happily see my friends wield my sword
and ride my horse.

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             /_
              /
              \o_           o__ 
              /|            /\/\

             (me)    (you, white puke)     

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                  ^  Spear      Shield
                  ^  5'         3'5"                            The result?
     Hobbit       |  3 lbs.     20 lbs.          Armour
     2'5"         |             _______          2'5"
     49 lbs.      |            |       |         59 lbs.
                  |            |  ___  |          __
       **         |            | |   | |         /  \               Priceless.
      *oo*,       |            | |___| |         |oo| ,
      <##-=       |            |       |       @=|__|=@
      _||_        |            |_______|         _||_

[Matu]

Who had that whois with the Pulp Fiction reference? "I'm Rohirrim, our names don't mean shit?"

[meian]

I forgot who it was, but someone had

"Oh, cookie, you look so good.
Shh shh, don't speak,
I'll go get some milk for you bath"

I cracked up so badly. XD

[loomon]

"Oh, cookie, you look so good.
Shh shh, don't speak,
I'll go get some milk for you bath"

Kaka is a cookie

[Klio]

Tanak is a level nineteen Noldorin Veteran.
Last login 6 months and 7 days ago from *.net.
Glare yells 'Where does a cititzen go to get a good blowjob?'
A secretary yells "Come here if you want to speak with me!'
Glare yells 'BE RIGHT THERE'


O_O

[Klio]

I think we cannot forget our beloved Jahara (plz check out all her whois' chars!)

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Jahara chops you up into little bits! is a Maia (Builder).
     Soldiers of the West           Forces of the Dark Lord   ' /¯\ '  %
                                                              ||(O)|| %%%%
   Kedra, Novari, Derinol,    -Legend-  Trul, Ocher, Edward    \\_//
   Happosai, Diode, Israfel,                                   |'''|
   Tibor, Doug, Négil, Gíza                                  %%%  '|
   Díli, Iroj, Kelvin, Nátu    -Hero-   Jartun                 | ''|
   Snori, Baldir, Herald                                       /'  \
   Lotto, Itachi              -Midbie-  Kort, Jugz, Harumor,   |' '|
                                        Bargle                / '   \ 
                                                             |  |' | |
MUME Page: http://nschimme.googlepages.com                   |' |  |'|

I like her ASCII art of Barad Dur, so far ago, I also did one, of Orthanc:

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Herald of Saruman      .          .               
                       |\        /|               
                       | \      / |               
                       |  |____|  |               
                        \        /                
"A NEW POWER IS RISING   | ++++ |     Saruman with
ITS VICTORY ITS AT HAND  |+ v0 +| <---staff!      
LEAVE NONE ALIVE!        |+ |M +|                 
TO WAR!!!"               | ++++ |                 
                         |      |                 
                         |      |
                         |  ++  |                  
                         | +  + |                 
                         | +__+ |                 
                        / ______ \                 
_______________________/ ________ \_______________

Originally had Uruks, but decided to remove them.

[Jahara]

I'm actually a HIM

[Klio]

SO SO SRY!!!

I did really thought you were a girl. A friend and I refered you always as "she".

LOL, this actually was a really Funny info!!

[Arly]

dont blame him i once tought you were a girl too also i found your picture, name and info somewhere later

[Rugorn]

Who had that whois with the Pulp Fiction reference? "I'm Rohirrim, our names don't mean shit?"

That would be me. Not Rohirrim, though.

[Ortansia]

This one is funny :p

!# CRW>whois faarn
Faarn Jabari is a level twenty-one Beorning Battlemaster.
Last login 3 days and 23 hours ago from [numerical address].

Saturn could never date a hobbit.

Nilin narrates 'no news on what was updated?'

Mithras narrates 'it wasnt an update for the game, silly, it was just to take
us away from the screen for a few moments to update us on whats going on with
the rest of our lives'