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Jokes and Internet Oddities

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:20 pm
by Jahara
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:41 pm
by Timodeus
I want to see what happens after that... ;)

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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:23 pm
by Wobbler
Barack turns out to be a politician and screws his voters over for personal profit?

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:15 am
by Parrafin
i like this.

funny!

i don't know if that's what happens next though...

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:42 am
by Nienor
Not entirely on the topic of this cartoon, in a different genre, and requiring a slightly longer attention span:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... 01089.html

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:40 am
by Timodeus
Nice. ;)

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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:52 am
by Thanik

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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 6:41 am
by meian
A few years, (ago while being bored at Bree,) I stumbled upon a parody of the Bohemian Rhapsody, MUME-Darkie style.

Does anyone know where it is? X_X I don't know where I found it exactly...

Re: Jokes

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:18 am
by Jahara

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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:27 pm
by Parrafin
That guy is my hero. I doubt he needed rescuing

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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:53 am
by Jahara

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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:23 am
by Wiggam
I would love to hear a bohimian rapsody darkies style. come on find it peoples!!!

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Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:18 pm
by Jahara
Shameless stolen from a chain e-mail:
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8



IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky, age 10


Re: Jokes

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:29 pm
by Jahara

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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:19 am
by Andróg
Priceless! :D

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Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:54 am
by Jahara
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:44 am
by Arly
did you find his wallet?

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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:19 pm
by Timodeus
Maybe he stole it? Better not ask... ;)

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Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:50 am
by Arly
visit this page
RPG motivational

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Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:09 am
by Andróg
This one is my favourite from those:

http://www.llbbl.com/data/RPG-motivatio ... et153.html