Re: Help Wanted

Author:Gwaywffon
Date:Sat Oct 10 11:25:18 1998
Id:572

Dear Barliman Butterbur,

  As one of my comrades pointed out, my rendition of a pony in my
previous submission does not convey any action. As someone who shall
remain nameless said, "That pony looks pensive - not prancing!".
  Therefore I offer you an alternative design (I still prefer the
original though):

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  I do hope it meets with your approval. As you can see, there is plenty
of room for you to add some words describing your cheap prices and 
excellent service. If there is anything further you may require, please
do not hesitate to contact me. I remain, at your service,

Gwaywffon, of Rohan