I need help!
It seems I've been mudding too long! The other day I got
busted RL by some police officer who wanted to know why I
was naked and walking around town! The conversation went
something like this:
Cop: Just what do you think your doing?
Me: I'm looking for a few friends.
Cop: Uh huh. Just why are you doing that naked?
Me: I'm trying to find them so they can help me re-equip!
Cop: What are you talking about?
Me: I died a few ticks ago and lost all my shit!
Cop: Listen... I think your drunk, I'm gonna have to take you in!
Me: No no! I need to find my corpse before repop or it gets
looted, else I need to get/steal some gold to buy new
shit!
Cop: So, your a thief eh?
Me: No, I'm a caster! Heh, nothing beats throwing a few
fireballs at something/someone!
Cop: Hmm, listen guy. So far I got you on nudity in public,
drunkeness, now it looks like I have a case of arsen too!
Me: NO NO! You got me all wrong! My alignment is good! I was
out last night trying to help a few warriors kill a few
people in another clan! These guys in that clan are all
evil trouble makers!
Cop: Ok. Let me get this right... you are naked because you
died while starting fires with a few friends while trying
to kill members of another gang?
Me: Well sorta. I opened a portal which my friends and I entered
so we can head off a few clan members. Upon entering I
started casting to sanct myself when the clan dudes walked in
and started bashing me. Few fireballs later I was almost outta
mana and moves so I tried to port out. I failed and ended up
dead due to lag! Damn bugs!
Cop: Ok, place your hands behind your back! Your coming with me!
Me: *gasp*
Me: flee
Me: teleport xxxx
You are locked in a cell! You cant do anything! Nobody hears you!
What can I do? Does anyone else have these problems?%l
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