Add up the figures in parentheses and get a measure of your MUME addiction
1. How long was MUME down?
___ What? it was down? (-5)
___ Three days!! (1)
___ Thirty-nine hours!! (3)
___ Thirty-eight hours, forty-nine minutes (6)
___ .... and 12 seconds (10)
2. How many times did you try to log on?
___ Once (-5)
___ Twice (0)
___ Three to ten times (5)
___ Ten to 100 times (10)
___ Over 100 (15)
___ Only once. There were 256,733 dots. (20)
3. What did you do to try to bring it back up?
___ Prayed (3)
___ To Sauron or Eru (6)
___ Burned incense (+2)
___ Sacrificed animal (+5)
___ Human (+10)
___ Close relative (+10)
___ Tried to call a Vala (-5, it means you don't know how little we know)
___ Tried to call an A+ (+3)
___ Tried to call Manwe (+6)
___ Asked operator for area code for Valinor (+10)
___ Found out price of plane tickets to Lausanne (15)
___ Bought them (+5 Europe, +10 Americas, +15 Asia)
4. How did you spend your time?
___ Went outside in the fresh air (-15)
___ Waited until dark so as not to sundie (+15)
___ Wielded weapon first (+4 except in urban centers)
___ Went shopping (-3)
___ Asked grocer for pot of mashed elf (+10)
___ Tried to do grocer (+20)
___ Did him, then shouted "BUG! I didn't get xp!" (+30)
___ Looked at your old maps and fantasized MUMEing (+3)
___ Mentally switched to brief / nospam (+2)
___ Read some old logs of yours (+1)
___ All of them (+2)
___ Read old logs on the net (+2)
___ All of them (+8)
___ Browsed web pages (+2)
___ Found the VrAK guest book (+2)
___ Spent the whole weekend reloading the VrAK guest book (+8)
___ Found Manwe's note saying we'd be down till Monday (+1)
___ Tried to log on anyway after that (+2 per occurrence)
___ Read "Matu's little page of MUME" (+1)
___ Read the "Poja Cult page" (+2 unless you are from .fi)
___ Obtained Finnish dictionary (+1)
___ Read all of chertz.syr.edu's artistic MUME simulation (+2)
___ More than once, because it was "almost like playing" (+3 each)
___ Logged on another MUD (+1)
___ Got thrown off for spam-shouting "ANYONE HERE FROM MUME" (+5)
___ Did this on more than one MUD (+5)
___ Did this on all MUDs (+15)
Final score:
< 0 - You are a firm believer in the real world
1-5 - You are a well-meaning person, and probably still have friends RL
6-10 - You are a balanced person, RL and MUME are equally real
11-20 - You could be a decent follower of VrAK
21 + - You are totally corrupted by the evilness of MUME!
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