[General] A day in the life of MUME VI/Soon to be MUME VII

Author:*Lost*
Date:Wed Apr 22 05:11:23 1998
Id:35
Welcome to the land of Middle Earth.  May your visit here be... interesting.
Never forget!  Try to role-play...


Some Swedes are here, with speedy links.
Some Norwegians are here, making the game more exciting.
Some Americans are here, giving the Swedes and Norwegians easy kills.
Some Estonians are here, stealing Swede and Norwegian kills and eq.
Some Czechs are here, trying to steal Swede and Norwegian kills and eq.
Drom is here, frothing at the mouth.
Drom says 'FUCKING NO NETIQUETTE I QUIT BULLSHIT GAME'
Drom says 'DELETE ALL CHARS TO LEVEL 1'
Drom wears a 'Slayer wanna-be' sign around his neck.

Elle narrates 'hello ppl'
Someone narrates 'when will MUME VII be up?????'
Ainur1 narrates 'in 1 Manwe Unit'
Ainur2 narrates 'sometime before the next millenium'
MidlevelIII narrates 'MrBurns in Tbad'
WhitiecasterI narrates 'god damn port decay, port spell is useless now'
WhinerX narrates 'yeah they shouldn't have changed port! now we have to
locate all the time to get new keys!  Its as if they don't see how
underpowered mages are!!'
LegendWithAClue narrates 'mages? underpowered???? hello ???'
CluelesslegendXVII narrates '%%%%%%###### EMERGENCY TRANS ######%%%%%%'
CluelesslegendXVII narrates '%%%%%%###### EMERGENCY TRANS ######%%%%%%'
Lore narrates 'got CluelesslegendXVII'
Syster narrates 'got CluelesslegendXVII'
CluelesslegendXVII narrates 'troll pack at oermg!!!'


Old East Road meets the Greenway
*Boscheit the Troll* is standing here, drinking some smelly drink.
*Xirt the Troll* is standing here.
*Mama the Troll* is standing here.
*Grenade the Troll* is standing here.
*Cherry the Troll* is standing here.
*Borst the Troll* is standing here.
10 *a Troll*s are standing here.

Newbie has arrived from the east.
*a Troll* hits Newbie's body extremely hard and shatters it.
Newbie is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear Newbie's death cry.

MaxeqLevel25MageWithShieldUp has arrived from the east.
*a Troll* hits Maxeqlevel25MageWithShieldUp's left arm extremely hard and
shatters it.
*a Troll* hits Maxeqlevel25MageWithShieldUp's body extremely hard and 
shatters it.
Maxeqlevel25MageWithShieldUp is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear Maxeqlevel25MageWithShieldUp's death cry.

MaxeqLevel50DwarfwarriorWithMaxHps has arrived from the east.
*a Troll* hits MaxeqLevel50DwarfwarriorWithMaxHps right arm extremely hard
and shatters it.
*a Troll* hits MaxeqLevel50DwarfwarriorWithMaxHps left foot extremely hard
and shatters it.
*a Troll* hits MaxeqLevel50DwarfwarriorWithMaxHps right arm extremely hard
and shatters it.
*a Troll* hits MaxeqLevel50DwarfwarriorWithMaxHps left leg extremely hard
and shatters it.
MaxeqLevel50DwarfwarriorWithMaxHps is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear MaxeqLevel50DwarfwarriorWithMaxHps's death
cry.

*a Troll* says 'Time to post more whining on how sucky the troll race is'
*a Troll* says 'yeah I am going to suggest doubling barehand damage but
make it attack like smite does, something real smart, we don't do enough
damage'


Gangee narrates 'I am working on my evil death ray device which will kill
Elbereth and allow me to take over the known world!'
Gangee narrates 'and no one can stop me har har!'
Gangee the Hobbit is standing here.
Gangee glows red.
RighteousLegend has arrived from the east.
RighteousLegend says 'DIE evil gangee!'
RighteousLegend smirks as his fireball explodes in the face of Gangee.
LegendMCMXV utters the words, 'pzar'
LegendMCMXV heals Gangee.
LegendV utters the words, 'pzar'
LegendV heals Gangee.
LegendXII utters the words 'gaiqjhabral'
Gangee is now surrounded with a white aura.
Gangee grins evilly.

MidlevelX narrates 'Mrburns in Tbad'
Cluelesslegend narrates 'Snuttan and co got me at ferny, somebody get them
I need my equipment back!'
Elle narrates 'later ppl'


--- Granted we are doing better than we were when I wrote the first Day
in the life of.. posts, but apparently some things are still not working
right :)

/Scrappy