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Log 1.
t sauron inzilbeth
OK.
Sauron tells you 'Inzilbeth is a wimp'
Sauron tells you 'Join us?'
t sauron No, thanks
OK.
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Log 2.
... And they said: 'Why do the V+ just sit there and do nothing
while we can die and lose all our levels in one false step? And
the elves do not realdie, even those that pkill their own race.'
And the Valar answered: "This is a part of the fate of humans,
a Gift of Iluvatar. Roleplay, or else you will be punished."
But the Numenoreans did not obey the Valar and started seeking
the ways to avoid realdeath, even by cheating or abusing a bug.
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Log 3.
There is a new message on the News board of Numenor with the title
"Rules addendum".
news next
Message 314 on the News board of Numenor: Rules addendum (Manwe)
Those that cheat, abuse bugs and refuse to roleplay will no longer
receive any advice or protection from the gods. Effective at next
reboot.
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Log 4.
...And the Valar were wroth with the Kings of Numenor, and gave them
counsel and protection no more; and the ships of Eressea came never
again out of the sunset, and the havens of Andunie were forlorn.
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Log 5.
Ar-Pharazon narrates 'The fleet for Valinor leaving in 5 minutes'
Ar-Pharazon narrates 'if the V+ won't give us immortality, we take
it from them'
t ar-pharazon idiots!
Ar-Pharazon tells you 'Shut up you whiner'
Ar-Pharazon narrates 'Everyone ready? Fleet for Valinor leaving NOW'
You have noticed some movements to the west.
You have noticed some movements to the west.
You have noticed some movements to the west.
You have noticed some movements to the west.
You have noticed some movements to the west.
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Log 6.
Taniquietil
You have noticed some movements to the east.
You have noticed some movements to the east.
You have noticed some movements to the east.
You have noticed some movements to the east.
You have noticed some movements to the east.
And the Valar told Eru, 'Eru the Allmighty, something ought to be done
about these humans.' And Eru said, 'Let's drown Numenor and
paint Sauron green.' And the V+ asked him, 'But why paint
Sauron green?' And Eru replied, 'I knew there won't be any
objections on the first part.'
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Log 7.
Saving Inzilbeth.
You have noticed some movements to the west.
You have noticed some movements to the west.
You have noticed some movements to the west.
You have noticed some movements to the west.
You have noticed some movements to the west.
You see the Eagles of the Lords of the West fly high over you
as if predicting a great storm.
There is a new message on the news board of Numenor with the title
'Some landscape changes'
Elendil narrates, 'GET OUT!'
Manwe blows in the wind:
You have been warned. No reimbursements will be given.
The earth shivers... Arda seems to have reshaped itself.
Fire bursts from the Meneltarma. A mighty wind starts to blow,
the sky reels and the hills slide.
The mounting wave climbs over Numenor, drowning its gardens and its
halls and its towers, its tombs and its riches, and its jewels and its
webs and its things painted and carven, and its laughter and its mirth
and its music, and its wisdom and its lore.
You are dead, sorry.
Ouch! You lose a level!
Ouch! You lose a level!
Ouch! You lose a level!
...
Connection closed by foreign host.
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Disclaimer: All characters in this work are real unless declared
fictional. The opinions expressed by the author are her own
and do not in any way represent the opinions of the people of
Numenor, Sauron or the current MUME management. This work was
not meant to offend the people of Numenor, Sauron or the current
MUME management.
Inzilbeth
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