Ah, Forelithe, when a young adventurer's fancy turns to
thoughts of love...
Okay granted, "best" is a very relative term, here. Some of
these were overheard once upon a time, some were
shared with yours truly upon request, and the rest I'll
never admit to coming up with myself, let alone ever
using... ;)
Notes where applicable.
Aratar save us, but here we go...
"I've never seen a plain shirt look so sexy."
[For casters] "I pracced summon instead of trans 'cause I
wanna get you here with me naked."
"I'm going to complain to the secretary. You're pstealing
my heart."
"I'm burning, you're fine, and I'm slow in bed with max
endurance."
[For rangers] "Type 'who ranger'. You're making me
hardened."
"I must be in Mandos because you slay me."
[For hitting on ainur] "I type 'who gorgeous' and you're at
the top of the list."
[For hitting on mages] "Are we in Tharbad? Because
you're practicing your charms..."
"When I laid eyes on you, the earth shivered and Arda
seemed to have reshaped itself."
[For legends with houses] "I hear there're good tps back
at my place."
"Wanna get arachnia and go to bed together?"
"Let's go to the Fornost baths and I'll show you my
socials."
[Sorry, I couldn't resist] "I'm making a staff and we're not
even in Valinor."
Didn't "l'epouse de Manwe" play MUME at one point,
however briefly? Hey, you never know. ;)
-Rook
C'est l'amour, et c'est la vie!
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