Here is the list of April 1st ads.
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| FREE online roleplay. |
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| telnet://mume.org:23 |
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| Are you paying too much rent? |
| Upgrade your account. |
| http://www.mume.org/account_upgrade.php |
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| Get moderation points; rate the news. |
| Upgrade your account. |
| http://www.mume.org/account_upgrade.php |
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| Want visible warpoints? |
| Upgrade your account. |
| http://www.mume.org/account_upgrade.php |
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| Earn up to twice as many practice points. |
| Upgrade your account. |
| http://www.mume.org/account_upgrade.php |
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| Avoid being forced to see advertisements like this. |
| Upgrade your account. |
| http://www.mume.org/account_upgrade.php |
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| Get moderation points; rate other moderators. |
| Upgrade to an Adventurer account. |
| http://www.mume.org/account_upgrade.php |
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| Want to see enemies on where? |
| Upgrade to a Champion account. |
| http://www.mume.org/account_upgrade.php |
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| Want to see hitpoints during fights? |
| Upgrade to a Hero account. |
| http://www.mume.org/account_upgrade.php |
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| Free warsword for the first 10 Legend/Elite accounts. |
| Hurry! Offer expires soon... |
| http://www.mume.org/account_upgrade.php |
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| Tired of only being able to play one character at a time? |
| Upgrade to an Elite account. |
| http://www.mume.org/account_upgrade.php |
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| Get a bigger sword |
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| the Mighty Hammer Weaponry. Fornost. |
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| Your ad here. |
| Contact MUME management for pricing information. |
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| This space for rent. |
| Contact MUME management for pricing information. |
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| Knowing the rules can keep you out of Morgul Vale. |
| http://www.mume.org/rules.php |
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| Coming soon: MUME IX |
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| Where do you want to rest today? |
| http://www.mume.org/mume.php |
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| Think you can outsmart the Dealer? |
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| Gamble at the Blue Hand Casino. Bree. |
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| ~ Beer ~ |
| It's what's for breakfast. |
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| Visit the Thirsty Ranger's Inn in Tharbad. |
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| Got beer? |
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| Jasper's Tavern is only 40 miles northwest of Tharbad. |
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| For sale: A lightly-used shining breastplate. |
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| Bring your cash offer to the Great Hall of Moria. |
| Come alone. Ask for Tibbles. |
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| It's coming. |
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| 19 January 2038. |
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| MUME Management |
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| We Try Harder. |
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| Think Different |
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| Visit Thinker's Hill in the Shire. |
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| Taste the Rainbow |
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| For Lessons in Colour Spray, come to the Rivendell Mage Guild. |
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| We love lembas. Now it's a special price |
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| A slice of elven tasty heaven, only 5 celeb. That's 5 silver. |
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| It keeps going, and going, and going.... |
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| For an Ever Ready light source, visit Nordi's Treasure Chest. |
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| Taste the Rainbow |
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| Now offering Free Colour Sprays to all eligible minions. |
| Offered daily at the Ford of the Bruinen. Don't tell your friends. |
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| Hobbit |
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| The other wight meat. |
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| I am stuck on bandaging, and bandaging's stuck on me! |
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| Visit your favourite Ranger Guild for the skill to bind even |
| the hardest to cover wounds. |
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| Can you hear me now? |
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| With a new MUME Adventurer Account you can hear *enemy* narrates. |
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